this is how we do it

I went out drinking again last night. It started off as a really good time, but it got so crowded in the club that there was no room to dance! I kind of looked like I had something up my butt, because I was barely able to move on the dance floor. This only helped to prove the generalization that white people can't dance.

Other than the insane amount of people, it was a really good time. Today I feel like lying around, eating Kraft Dinner, and watching old episodes of Friends. Anyone is welcome to come by and join me.