the taste of "delicious"

In January, I had the unique opportunity to taste Heaven. It came in the form of a cracker. Triscuit Rosemary and Olive Oil crackers, to be exact. These things were so good that I actually got aroused just at the idea of eating them. I had dreams about them, wrote poems about them, and bought several boxes at a time so that I wouldn't suddenly run out. I introduced them to several of my friends, who were also immediately addicted.

Then in February, the crackers disappeared from the shelves.

I waited, assuming that Dominion was just sold out of them. After all, these were the most delicious things ever invented. It made sense that everyone was buying them. So I tried Loblaws. They were also sold out. I tried Sobeys, No Frills, Longo's, Wal-Mart, and Zellers. Nothing.

I finally asked someone at Dominion if they were going to sell them again. She looked at me and said, "I don't remember ever selling flavoured Triscuits. But we have the regular ones."

So I bought the regular ones. They aren't as good, but they have the same texture as the flavoured ones, so they'll do. I'm on a mission now, though. To find out what happened to those Rosemary and Olive Oil Triscuits, and bring them back to the shelves.