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Someone recently told me that I'm not picky enough about people I date. I have decided to compose a list of the many things that impress me, and that I would find entertaining in a partner.
1. Sing the entire Stonecutters song. ("Who controls the British Crown, who keeps the metric system down?")
2. Belch the alphabet without leaving out any letters.
3. Name at least eight characters from the Archie comics.
4. Make a spoon stick to your nose.
5. Eat chocolate without complaining about the calories or fat grams.
6. Turn your eyelids inside out.
If you scored:
1-2: I'm interested!
3-4: Come on over and meet the family!
5-6: Get out the calendar and choose a wedding date!
1. Sing the entire Stonecutters song. ("Who controls the British Crown, who keeps the metric system down?")
2. Belch the alphabet without leaving out any letters.
3. Name at least eight characters from the Archie comics.
4. Make a spoon stick to your nose.
5. Eat chocolate without complaining about the calories or fat grams.
6. Turn your eyelids inside out.
If you scored:
1-2: I'm interested!
3-4: Come on over and meet the family!
5-6: Get out the calendar and choose a wedding date!
2 Comments:
HAHAHA
You sound fine to me.
Hilarious!
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