paranoia

The washing machine scares me. And not just because I hate doing laundry. It makes these weird-ass noises that sound like someone banging on the downstairs window. Or maybe there really IS someone banging on the window, and I'm blaming the washing machine, and that person is using my distraction to find a way into the house.

Or maybe I need to get back to some mindless work and turn my brain off for a while.